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coolman229:

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mainlyetcetera:

i would like to add on to this because 

  • Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts
  • Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie
  • Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic 
  • the impeachment trial began in the Senate
  • the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again
  • the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight
  • after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop

eroticlizardfiction:

2020 has been the wildest year and it’s still January

  • Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup
  • Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals
  • The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening
  • Mr. Peanut died???
  • Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy
  • Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans
  • Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn’t win an Oscar (he wasn’t even nominated so looking forward to that)
  • Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina
  • The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series
  • Grimes announced that she’s pregnant with Elon Musk’s baby
  • Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards
  • Kat Von D sold her makeup company
  • Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson
  • Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally
  • Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

(via highspeedwaffle)

Jan 25, 2020

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